![]() Interesting, huh?ĬHARLES: Well, it's surprising because you would think he had studied. JAKE: We? You're coming with me? Sir, with all due respect, I don't need backup.ĬHARLES: Oh, look at this. She wanted an SUV, but those things roll, man. TERRY: ‘Cause my wife doesn't like it either. ![]() TERRY: You all got a problem with my minivan? Meanwhile, I'll be waiting in an undercover vehicle here. I'm gonna plant a decoy squad car as bait. JAKE: Did you just say "genital-man"? Because if so, kudos, and yes, I have a plan. HOLT: I assume you have a plan to catch this gentleman. But what are those little round things at the bottom? HITCHCOCK: Oh, that's what he's been drawing. JAKE: And apparently, they won't stop until there's a penis drawn on every cop car in Brooklyn. JAKE: Well, there's no easy way to put this, Sarge, but someone has been painting wieners on squad cars. TERRY: Peralta, brief us on the vandalism case. Santiago, where are we with the Jay Street drug bust?ĪMY: There are 12 keys of coke unaccounted for, but we just got a warrant to search the dealer's apartment. TERRY: Okay, detectives, let's get started. HOLT: Get rid of the mouse, and get your act together now. JAKE: "Algernon." "You guys, Algernon's back." HOLT: You also have more mice living in your desk than any other detective. JAKE: So I won't confuse it with "undies, clean." Also, who cares about all these rules? I have more felony arrests than any other detective here. HOLT: This folder is labeled "undies, dirty.” The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Here are three cases with sloppy paperwork. HOLT: You also mislabeled the evidence, so that confession is worthless if the sergeant hadn't caught your mistake. ![]() HOLT: Let's start with the Kristov murder. Everyone? Gather round, so I can call out Peralta in front of you. Oh, come on, really? I'm a few minutes late, so you're gonna call me out in front of everyone? JAKE: Which reminds me, I'm gonna need a new departmentally issued phone. HOLT: You're three minutes late, Peralta. Just what I wanna see first thing in the morning.
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